Although three eagle-eyed sleuths combed the waters for hours, no trace of the former Koofis Island could be found today. Possibly it departed on the barge that appears in the distance in the photo to the left. This disappearance is an unfortunate development, as a major condominium project had been planned for the island, with views downriver and a reasonable condo fee for the first year. Another possibility is that the island was seized and towed away by the firm that periodically is charged with moving the black rocks at Todd's Point in Reid State Park. Our governor has been notified, and we will shortly be checking to see if we have any connections in the U.S. Senate to pursue the disappearance of this piece of property, which was formerly the subject of a foiled power grab by a developer from California's Bay Area.
Connie and I suspect a Tea Party plot. We know they have been quietly absconding with bits and pieces of land here and there in order to construct a haven for their preservation when the hippies, liberals, socialists, commies and revolutionaries come sweeping in in their black helicopters to take away their guns and bibles. Not to mention their essential bodily fluids.
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