Out of the lineup

There is a cliche in sports that holds that a player cannot lose his job because of injury. Bushwah, of course. And the falsity of that canard is being proven here at The Crotch. Papa has lost his position. No more hauling logs, no more mowing lawn, no more grilling steak. These duties have been taken over by Grandma. Furthermore, she has done a better job. So Papa is relegated to the bench. Ah, the bench. Now, you're talking.