In other news, early this morning we learned that the Bath Police had tracked down and jailed the ruffian who assailed yours truly in Library Park on Saturday. Quick work! Apparently the brute goes by the name of "Lion" Burger. The police have not ascertained whether this is his real name, or an alias. The investigation continues, I have been told. When the case will come to trial, who knows? Meanwhile, I shall be consulting my Boston lawyers, Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe to see if there is a possibility of a lucrative civil suit.
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